ROFL!

Hilarious "HBP in 15 Minutes" by cleolinda here.

"Snape's First Defense Against the Dark Arts Class, A Position He Has Tried to Get Lo These Many Years and Everyone Has Deeply Feared Him Attaining.

[This scene has been cut for time.]"

I would have loved to hear Snape's "unfixed, mutating" start-of-term speech where he talks about the Dark Arts with "a loving caress" in his voice. *faints*

"SNAPE: Look, do you mind? Yes, I am the Half-Blood Prince, and I just killed my only friend and I've got my hands full here with Prince Valiant and the pedowolf and however many Carrows we're up to now--BELLA! I said LET'S ROLL!"

In short, it sucks to be Snape. I need a Snape HUG ME icon...

Will see it again tonight!!

ETA: Pincer gif! I love the internet!