Wank alert. A self-identified "disgruntled fan" wants J.K. Rowling to
rewrite all seven Harry Potter books according to his wishes. In an 80 000 word essay, he discusses several flaws of the novels, apparently from a creative writing student's perspective. I was curious (and though his project is preposterous, he might have some interesting points), so I scrolled through his critique of Half-Blood Prince, only to find this:
"While it could be that Ron or someone else is in need of a book, why bother? Snape's old book becomes a distraction. The world is now at war and people are dropping left and right. To be concerned with "I wonder who the Half-Blood Prince is" trivializes the situation. That is the sort of information that we prefer to see in the Potter Encyclopedia or as a minor aside here, rather than as a major conundrum that spans the entirety of Book 6."
Congratulations! You just dismissed the psychologically (and structurally) most interesting part as irrelevant! Please stop pestering people.
*has flashbacks to Stephen King's
Misery, shudder*
Fandom Wank discussion
here.
ETA: According to Disgruntled Fan, Harry is whiny, ungrateful, unheroic; he should behave like a proper protagonist - by getting naked!! HAHAHAHA!!!
"As for Myrtle's help with the golden egg, Harry could earn even that. One possibility is to have Harry begin visiting Myrtle regularly following his second year. Another possibility is that, rather than unilaterally telling Harry how to decipher the clue inside the golden egg, Myrtle could play hard to get. Harry has to make some sort of bargain with her. His promise to come visit her (i.e., the idea being his not hers) might be sufficient, but perhaps Myrtle is too cynical to trust such a promise. As a result, Myrtle counters with a bargain of her own. Given Myrtle's obvious curiosity in the matter, she might agree to help Harry in exchange for getting to look at him naked. While this is perhaps a bit racy for the series, this is Book 4, after all. But either way, at least let Harry earn the second bit of help from Myrtle, if not the first as well."